I was born in Australia … but to be honest there’s something(s) about it I’ve never really liked. That was ok at first because like everyone else, I was ignorant to the truth of my own country, and the good parts made up for the bad (most of which I was blissfully unaware of).
But this is no longer the case, and no longer good enough anyway. Although I hate to leave, because the countryside itself is beautiful, I just seriously doubt Australia will ever appreciate & support me properly, as it has utterly failed me to date. To be honest I have doubts about this entire planet, but I haven’t met any aliens I’m aware of who can take me somewhere less insane.
Anyway, so I thought I’d offer myself for adoption … here’s what’s on offer: Continue reading “Australian citizen up for adoption”